What the World Needs Now is the Pet Rock

Baby Boomers remember it well—the Pet Rock, that unlikely therapist of the 1970s. Solid but silent, plain yet profound, it was sold not as a gimmick but as a companion. In an age of unrest and uncertainty, people found comfort in something as ordinary as a smooth stone. It was stability you could hold in your hand, a friend who never judged—a literal rock of strength.

Why did it work? Because it was beautifully simple. The Pet Rock didn’t arrive with expectations—it invited imagination. You could name it, paint it, dress it, and give it a personality. Some used it for meditation. Others vented to it, laughed with it, or tucked it into a “home.” It became whatever you needed it to be, just when you needed it most.

And here’s the thing—everyone already has rocks. They’re free and plentiful, scattered across driveways, backyards, sidewalks, and riverbeds. What made the Pet Rock special wasn’t the rock itself—it was how we chose to see it. And that opens the door to imagining what a Pet Rock could look like today.

Now imagine it reimagined for a new generation. Rocks could have Instagram pages, TikTok dances, and playdates. They’d attend virtual meetings, contributing more than some coworkers. Their outfits, tiny furniture, and travel carriers—all available on Etsy—because nothing says “stylish companion” like a rock rockin’ a hand-knit poncho.

The Pet Rock could even become a community activity, where residents gather to paint their rocks and share their stories—bridging the gap between Boomers who remember the craze and younger generations who thrive on irony, memes, and do-it-yourself culture.

As whimsical as this sounds, maybe whimsy is exactly what we need. The original Pet Rock gave people permission to step away from chaos and laugh at themselves. It was a pause button—uncomplicated, forgiving, and steady. A tiny mindfulness tool, silent yet grounding.

So perhaps the answer to today’s anxiety isn’t another gadget. It could be rediscovering comfort in the ordinary. Maybe what the world needs now is more humor, imagination—and yes, The Pet Rock.